Fatbag The Demon Vacuum Cleaner by Jeremy Strong

His growl grew steadily louder until his body was shuddering with one long metallic howl. Out snaked his tube, rippling and rattling, gleaming red, the metal mouth black and wide and hungry. With a screeching crunch of tortured metal, Fatbag ripped off a car wheel. The Cheif Constable's car gave a sickening lurch to one side and ground into the body of the other police car. Fatbag belched, and swallowed the wheel whole. He thrust his snout at the unprotected belly of the car, lifting it half-clear of the road. With two great slurps he wrenched off the exhaust system and the the whole back axle.